Friday, November 12, 2010

Losing it!

What will happen when Mighty Warriors
losing the passion and charm of challenges
and action ?-


Progression of a B&W drawing-

The outlined details are now ready for applying
solid black or etching- or colors if you want to
paint it.

Progression of a B&W drawing-

Progression of a black & white drawing-

Red Sonja # 4

Applying the finishing touches -
and the painting is done!

Red Sonja # 3

Going darker in color...

Red Sonja # 2

Applying watercolor ( light )

Red Sonja

Progression of a painting-

Sunday, November 7, 2010

The Neanderthal Couple- #14

Husband and wife hierarchy in the
Stone age is typical of today, The
Husband is the head of the family-
the wife is the boss!
Man is always thinking of ways to
make life easy for survival and the
wheel was invented.
Man wanted to build a Truck but the
wife wants a Shopping cart... and who's
gonna argue?
And so, that's how the first wheel was used.

Wife: " And what took you so long?"

Husband: "Ooooh, F@#%*CK!"

The Neanderthal Couple- #13

"Now that i've done with my share, it's your turn
to bring it home!

Neanderthal Couple # 12


Thursday, September 16, 2010

the Neanderthal Couple # 11

What's that? Another addition to your Trophy

Yeah... a very naughty Gorilla!

By the way... where's our son?

Hmmm, maybe somewhere but he'll be here for
dinner i'm sure... it's always like that!

The Neanderthal Couple # 10

I'm warning you for the last time! If you touch
my behind once more- you'll gonna regret it!

Huuuh- huuuhh!

The Neanderthal Couple # 9

# 9

After a hearty dinner is the time to relax,
and there's nothing compared to a real live-show.

OOOHH! That's a beautiful one! Soooooo lovely!

Yeah, and you know what? My heart beats like that Volcano
when i first met you- and it still is. Every time you're close to me.

Look mom! Bootiful!

the Neanderthal Couple # 8

It's been a while and the ' T-Rex Sushi' is almost
done so i thought of cooking seafood for a change.
I've heard the ' jaw ' of the fish is the most delicious
part next to fish belly- and this one really lived-up
to it's name!

Bad pet! Bad, bad! Umm! Ummm!

The Neanderthal Couple # 7

Are you out of your mind leading this T-Rex into
our cave? It could have killed us!

But you killed it! Wow! Just how i want it fresh!
I've heard about this new recipe and i'm sure you will
like it. It's called ' SUSHI! '

The Neanderthal Couple # 6

Woman! I'm hungry, where's my food?

It's coming! It's coming! puff-puff!

the Neanderthal Couple # 5

I'm warning you! If you ever hurt my baby or
ruined my favorite Victoria Secrets undies,
i'll make sure- see to it- that you will be the first
animal on this Planet to be extinct!

The Neanderthal Couple # 4

Hey! I caught a Wolverine in the forest. This
one is surely wild and gave me a tough fight
before i knocked it out! What do you want me
to do with it for dinner?

Me want pet! Me want pet!

The Neanderthal Couple # 2

Thank you for having my legs shaven and buying
my favorite Victoria Secrets undies. Now i know
you really love me so i cooked a delicious T-Rex
steak for you! Enjoy!

And where's the gravy?

The Neanderthal Couple # 1

You said you will take me to the Wax Parlor
then to Victoria Secrets to buy under wears?
Why are we walking in the opposite direction?
Are these another of your broken promises again?
I'm getting tired of this- i'm thinking of leaving
you soon!

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Pete Townsend of the WHO

The Most Dangerous Animal

A small intelligent Prey with a big tooth- Man becomes the Most Dangerous Animal on the planet.